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Never on Sunday
”You can ... on Monday, or Tues, ... but never never on Sunday.”
But this brave soul could not stand it and decided to go golfing. His tee-off woke St. Pete up at the Pearle Gate. Dutiful as always, St Pete reported it to God.
“All right, I will see to that.”
A while later, St. Pete hurried back to God to complain. “God, God, you said you would punish him. But look, he is teeing hole-in-one al l l l the way. Look, he just scored another one!”
”Now hold it Peter. You see, first of all, there is nobody around to applaud him. Secondly, he could never get it into the World Record. And, he is going to finish up his game real fast; does it not ruin his day?”
”You can ... on Wednesday, or Thursday, ... but never never on Sunday.”
But this brave soul could not stand it and decided to go ice-fishing. His augering a hole through ice woke St. Pete up at the Pearle Gate. Dutiful as always, St Pete reported it to God.
“All right, I will see to that.”
A while later, St. Pete hurried back to God to complain. “God, God, you said you would punish him. But look, he is catching the BBBigggest fish ever.”
”Now hold it Peter. You see, first of all, the fish is so big that he could never get it out of that little hole. Secondly, he could not brag about it later on. And, even if he dared to brag about it, nobody would believe him. Isn't that one a punishment enough for him.”
”You can ... on Friday, or Saturday, ... but never never on Sunday.”
St. Pete decided to take attendance at church and found this soul not only missing but also working on his mangazine. Dutiful as always, St Pete reported it to God.
“All right, I will see to that.”
A while later, St. Pete hurried back to God to complain. “God, God, you said you would punish him. But look, not only that he is now surrounded by a bunch of bunnies but that he has got a mansion to fool around with them in!”
”Now hold it Peter. You see, first of all, there has yet to be Viagara. Secondly, he is destined to see not much of daylights anymore. Moreover, inspite of his new found wealth, he wears not much more than a pajamas."
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